2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country.
”Pauline tells it like it is and Barnaby is a man’s man,” said serial adulterer Fred Twophones. ”Barnaby is also a ladies man, if you know what I mean.”
”Look at bloody Albo, he hasn’t got a string of sheilas on the go, has he.”
When reached for comment on One Nation’s surge in popularity, their newest recruit, Barnaby Joyce, took a break from his breakfast beer to say: ”Is it any wonder that the swinging voters want to come and swing with Parliament’s greatest swingers, Pauline and I.”
”We will make Australia great again, we will end the tyranny that is monogamy and make the adulterer not the villain, but the victim.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to judge the One Nation intern’s wet t-shirt competition.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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